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I never trusted chiropractors. Always thought they were a bit sketchy. But I finally went to one… and well...

I stand corrected.

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1. What do you call a bicyclist, boxer, buffalo?

Bike Bison.

2. I’m a serial entrepreneur

That means I like to eat cereal while I start my new businesses.

3. What's worse than losing a 10mm socket?

Working in the only country where having to fix a domestic car requires two entire socket sets in different measurements.

4. have you tried german food?

I hear its the wurst

5. I almost crashed my car into a broken down ice cream van.

I think he should have put some cones down.

6. Contrary to popular belief, it’s fine to bring a knife to a gunfight.

You’ll be the one with the cutting edge technology.

7. my wife suggested that she would donate her old clothes to the starving

I said to her whoever needs her clothes surely could not be starving And that’s when the fight began

8. An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives.

They all sit down and order a cup of tea. The Englishman looks to his wife and says “could you pass the honey, honey?” The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says “could you pass the sugar, sugar?” The Irish man not wanting to be out witted by the other two men, looks over at his wife and says “Could you pass me the milk ye f\*cking cow?”

9. I hope the cardinals elect a new pope before this coming Monday

They're scheduled to play against the Phillies at Citizens Bank Park.

10. What do you call an Italian chef who's into reggae music?

A Pastafarian

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